#oh wait you cant

[nerdy-nook]

All of Voltron suffered from Yaoi chin disease.

[slaasherslut]

Lester Sinclair looks like the kind of man who smokes cigarettes he finds on the ground

[anglers1mp]

Small intercept of what I planned

Beware this has just some of my ideas based onto one tumblr post- THIS IS NOT ALL MY IDEAS!!!

• the first chapter starts out with descriptions of running but with no reason why just wanna write a running scene lollll.

((Twigs snapped under Danny’s bare feet. Scrapes and scratches dug themselves onto his skin in a manner that only The Box Ghost level attacks could. His head snapped backwards as he reared towards a thick trunk of wood. His breathing escaped him in serval huffs and groans. He didn’t have time to stop. He couldn’t stop. Something was after him…The white suits were his confirmation that tonight had gone horribly wrong. Green lights echoed and groaned against the trees, shredding the bark around Danny. Tears threatened to fall against his deep neon green eyes. His lips curled up into a small scowl-his eyes half-lidded as he hurried into the gothic city..It must’ve been hours of running for as soon as he reached an alleyway and someone saw him..Dark..Dreams.No.Nightmares raged in his mind as his eyelids grew heavy falling into his person’s arms..Strange. They feel like him. Like himself. Like a halfa…

• Straight up- Jason summons Danny to be his date to a gala just to fuck with Bruce Wayne..

((The summoning was complete- why the God of The Dead wanted pop tarts and duck candles were beyond Jason. The markings, chalk, glowed a dangerous Lazarus green as the room dropped in temperature. Jason’s breath fogged and he felt heavy compared to the concrete warehouse. Ice and small burning stars etched onto thin air as if it were paper. A swirling void of green opened up on the floor by the chalk or rather in it…

“Sooo. You want me.Me? To go on a date with you?” Danny asked faking confidence. He was The Ghost King he can handle someone asking him out. Especially this tank of a man who when walks prolly his asscheeks slap.-Ok Danny calm your ass down!!

• Just straight up..

((Bruce Wayne had known Vlad Masters was a shady man, and had even shadier things going on in his life. Like how he mysteriously gained wealth in the sun of about 3 months-his net worth was now 19 million and while that was huge didn’t quite compare to Luther’s or Bruce’s himself. And yet when he got him to talk all he ever talked about was his Godson; one Daniel Fenton. Whom Vlad was apparently obsessed with. Me boy did Vlad talk about this boy. Of course at first he sounded like he generally cared about everything the boy did like he was often there, but it started to get creepier the more Vlad talked to Bruce. Now Bruce loved completing his children around others and making himself seem small compared to the rest of them, but even he didn’t go into obsessive rants about his children over the littlest of things—Like how Vlad got Daniel a telescope for the boy and in Vlad’s eyes he loved it and then raced about how good of a kid he was and that “Daniel’s father is a Baffon and *blah blah* Daniel must see everything I do for him is to keep him safe. Even going so far as to hurt him.” Poor Vlad “I’m obsessive over an almost 17 year old child and his mother” Masters about to get kicked in the face by Brucie “ I have a batcave in my basement and am ready to throttle people” Wayne.

[nepotisim]

Parasimmer, TheSimlish, I deserve an apology.

[godsfatassspheal]

I've watched what's out for S5 of WWDITS, and HOLY SHIT! They're really gunning for Nandermo for sure, huh? Like, otherwise this is THE best queerbaiting I've seen .

[elidoesntbreathwee]

Hello. This is my favorite image of Steve and Eddie.

it's them shut up

[1taco-muncher-420]

Sometimes you have to be a little gay

[coiled-dragon]

Boooo get original content, I've heard this one a million times, damn

At least send me some creative death threats or smthg yall are boring

[ryekat]

Another day introducing someone to the absolute masterpiece that is the show Psych

[critterbitter]

Sometimes, it's lonelier when you're in a crowd you can't understand. Elesa, who struggles with the language divide and being hard of hearing, solves this by simply refusing to engage.

BONUS! The twins did not get their starters yet. They think Elesa’s so cool and stoic. This is a hilarious misunderstanding.

Want something funnier? Here's my submas masterpost!

[faunandfloraas]

Honestly I think a lot of people who have never made a gif for tumblr don't get that it does actually take time and effort, its not just rip it from a video and post it- you have to download the video, in my case I have a video player installed that grabs continuous caps, figure out what parts you need, you have to open those in photoshop or gimp, depending on where you got photoshop you might be paying for it every month and then on top of that is actually sizing, cropping, colouring, sharpening, adding text, etc. etc. like it is something that takes time and effort for which the only real reward is creating something that makes you happy and hopefully people reblog it with a nice or funny tag, so maybe keep that in mind the next time you think gif makers are being mean or unfair for being upset about reposts. It is its own little artform that is fairly unique to this website, and that's a big aspect of why I have always loved tumblr, if all the gifmakers stopped posting things would be a lot more boring around here.

[frankthesnek]

That scene was a love confession without the words "I love you".

Period.

That is all.

Everyone talks about beer on the pier. Not NEARLY enough gifsets of Rodney running to John’s room in the middle of the night screaming his name and John holding him and saying “Rodney, Rodney, I’m right here, what’s wrong?” and “you’re still here, alright? You’re still here. And I’m not going anywhere.” and “you wanna hang out, you can can just, hang out 🥺”. Beer on the pier is good, but the scene right before that is truly the pillar of the episode. They really did that.

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you?

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[hutaoscoffinn]

Ah eh maybe I’m a little bit crazy but my favorite pokemon in team is Sylveon and my party looks like a several Eeveelution (also a bunch of Eevees in the boxe) and our tiny poor good boy talisman— Psyduck

— 🐸

SYLVEON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POKEMON EVER SO VALID AF

Sylveon is so prettyyyy and everytime I use a Sylveon it never disappoints the babe always does so good

Honestly all the Eeveelutions are god tier I adore them all sm sobs

And Psyduck is so goofy I just have to love it. Its so cuteeee

[mazeyphaedra]

this happened 3 minutes into the season.

[lbanagher-rx-0]

It was not until tumblr that I realized I was not the only one who called him a banana. This new found agreement makes me very happy.

hold the banana. cherish this banana.